“The aspect of the opposite sex I hate most is most definitely an unclean, uncircumcised penis. Don’t get me wrong -- the daily sweat is natural, but when a dude comes out of the shower, I go to blow him and last week’s lint is still there under that skin, I want to throw up!
All because his dumb, lazy, selfish ass decided not to clean it, I got to suck it up (literally) just so I don’t make him feel bad. There’s a problem with that -- I have been traumatized, and will no longer be nice in those situations ever again. Fuck that. They should be cleaning it at least twice a day. I’m tired of them giving me UTIs and subjecting me to the most rancid smell and taste that are created by, yet not known to most men.”
Editor’s Note: Damn.
J. Boz’s Take
This was by the far the funniest response I have received! Sorry men, but if you fall under this category than you need to take care of that immediately!
(Editor’s note: By “take
care of that immediately,” J. Boz is referring to cleaning, and not the other thing)
I must say I nearly fell out of my chair with half of the responses I received, but this one takes the cake. I am embarrassed for all of mankind after reading this (Editor’s note: Hey, that’s my line!). First off, I do not know what it is like to have an uncircumcised penis; however, it strikes me as common sense to clean any hard to reach area in the shower. This is just crazy; no wonder why so many women are reluctant to give blowjobs. It’s always some moron that does this to a nice, oral-giving woman and scars her for life. You have got to be kidding me.
I would be scarred, too. Let’s close our eyes and put ourselves in the woman’s place: I already threw up. Nonetheless, I am speechless. I do not think there is much I can say except make sure you clean your parts daily. You are [expletive-ing] it up for the rest of us once again. Assholes!